cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands
People who think Merida is Pixar’s first princess.
This Addiction (Deluxe)
Alkaline Trio | I’m Only Here To Disappoint | My Shame Is True 
I am truly only here to disappoint
Like all good dreams you wind up dead
All those promises I never kept
I laugh and you will cry again
And again and again and again
These simple things I just can’t say
Remove the you from you and me
I stand to bring you to your knees
again and again and again
Alkaline Trio - Blue In The Face
“It’s about time that I came clean with you
No longer fine, I’m no longer running smooth
I thought that I found myself under something new
Just one more line I repeat over and over again
‘Till I’m blue in the face with a choking regret
Because I talk in circles ‘round you on my bed
Can’t say I blame you one bit when you kept it all inside
When you left that night”
A funny take on the very serious problem of street harassment. Thank you, W. Kamau Bell.
PSA: Dudes, we smile because we’re uncomfortable and because you’ll call us a bitch if we don’t. If you want to be nice, just smile, without any expectations, like we’re human beings; that is acceptable. We don’t need to know you want to sniff our booties or taste our cookies or drink our bath water or whatever other vulgar thing you think about when you jerk off alone in the dark of the windowless room you sublet from your mother. (Point being: you come off like a troll, man.) Pass this on to your dude friends. Thanks.
Can ZackLea be a ship just because
Power sleeps within you.
If you give it form…
It will give you strength.
I sleep night friendszzzzzzz
so I accidentally made this and it is now my headcanon for the Mirthful Messiahs forever
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED THIS
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET THIS AS AN MP3
ITS LIKE SKELTONS ARE DANCING IN Y BRAINS
this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
but wow. yes please.
whats the song called?
My mom’s contemplating putting me on Jerry Springer because I’m a lazy teenager that doesn’t want to clean her room